Friday, January 07, 2011

Power Balance Bracelets

You might have seen someone wearing a blue silicone wristband with a hologram on it. They are called Power Balance Bracelets and the hologram resonates with and responds to your body's Natural Energy Field thus improving your balance, strength and flexibility. They are endorsed by David Beckham, Andrew Strauss, Robert De Niro and Kate Middleton and you may wish to buy one for £30.

Alternatively, have some fun by asking the wearer to explain what a hologram is. Then send me just £20 and I'll post you a rubber band with a photograph of my dog attached to it. It will work just as well and is endorsed by Mrs Chalk and her friend Sue.

7 comments:

Hideki said...

Heh

More modern day homeopathy.

There's one born every minute...

These remind me of the reception improving stickers for mobile phones and the clip on magnets intended to make your car more efficient - neither of these can work as described but still, people buy them in the millions.

jaljen said...

My chest is resonating with vibrations even just reading this blog. Amazing. Mirth.

TonyF said...

Which goes to prove; A fool and it's money are soon parted.

Anonymous said...

"A fool and it is money..."?

Kimpatsu said...

The Australian skeptics have already taken this on, and forced a retraction from the company in question.
http://rainbowofchaos.wordpress.com/2009/12/22/the-skeptic-versus-the-power-balance-bracelet/
Enjoy.

xiaoxia said...

welcome to enjoy the high quality and best price of the power balance hot sale.

Rodbox said...

The ACCC has found these to be a gigantic sham, and re ordering the company to repay anyone who returns the bands here in Australia.

I still see people wearing them despite all of this, and the urge to tell them that their rubber band is no more self improving than my watch is, is getting harder to suppress.