Wednesday, July 04, 2007

John Smeaton

How can anyone resist a visit to the website of John Smeaton, pride of Glasgow Airport?

The arch enemy of Al quiada and Senior Ramp Assistant, Slugger Smeaton now has his own site; where well wishers have so far pledged him over 1000 pints of beer. (Approximately a fortnight's worth in Glaswegian terms).

The apprentice terror group known as 'The Sizzling Sons of Allah' have claimed responsibility for the attack.

ps. I've fixed the link now, sorry.


Anonymous said...

It's not just physics that needs proper teaching - chemistry too.

Area Trace No Search said...

I guess they don't cover chemistry in any detail during medical school?

Anonymous said...

SCE Higher Physics can probably identify the velocity of an elbow hitting a face- though there's an interface with Higher Biology there.

Mind you he was probably educated in the days when the Lochgelly Tawse was a weapon in any Scottish Teacher's armoury

Mind you there's the story of the Glasgow teacher showing her class a set of balance scales and asking them what they were used for and being met with a four year old saying, "its what ma daddy weighs his white powder with"

Anonymous said...

looks like the site you linked to is dead

Anonymous said...

Best comment I've seen so far - 'I'm singeing in the rain, just singeing in the rain...'

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