Tuesday, March 03, 2009

Bathroom Cabernet

Rather than hand over my hard earned money to Tescos in exchange for a bottle of Blue Nun when Mrs C and I were invited out to dinner last Friday; I just walked round to my local hospital with a screwdriver and left with a bottle of Vintage 2006 Handwash Gel.

Surely it would be far more effective simply to make everyone take off their shoes before coming in and tramping round the wards. No doubt this would have the added bonus of offending a few people.


AnneDroid said...

A really sad wee story in the link, but a briliant post title. I will now think "bathroom cabernet" every time I drink the stuff (cabernet not handwash).

jerym said...

Sounds like a good way of improving the gene pool to me.
Seriously though if given the choice between hand wash and Blue Nun I would have to give it a bit of thought.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha I nearly pissed my pants laughing, that is one of the funniest things I've ever heard!!!!!!!!! What Muppets, lol

Bridge said...

Time to put cyanide in the hand wash - they're going to die anyway, the humane thing to do is make it quick.