A poll of 3000 teachers run by the parenting club website bounty.com revealed that roughly half of teachers make assumptions about children based upon their first names. Their judgements are shown below and are pretty accurate. (Read my books for a description of the game Top Set- Bottom Set)
Naughty Boys Naughty Girls
1. Callum Chelsea
2. Connor Courtney
3. Jack Chardonnay
4. Daniel Aleisha
5. Brandon Casey
6. Charlie Crystal
7. Kyle Jessica
8. Liam Brooke
9. Jake Demi
10. Brooklyn Aisha
Now we move on to children assumed by teachers to be clever
Boys Girls
1. Alexander Elizabeth
2. Adam Charlotte
3. Christopher Emma
4. Benjamin Hannah
5. Edward Rebecca
6. Matthew Abigail
7. Daniel Grace
8. James Alice
9. Harry Anna
10. William Sophie
Pretty accurate, I'd say.
Please do not write in to say that your daughter Aisha is very well behaved, as I do not want to know. Buy a book on statistics instead.
Please do not write in to say that your daughter Aisha is very well behaved, as I do not want to know. Buy a book on statistics instead.
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I read a study once that of words people find funny a high percentage started with the /k/ sound. Wonder if that ties in here.
Why does poor Daniel appear on both lists? Is he a bit bipolar?
This comes as no surprise to me. the chavvy names in the 'Naughty List' are a common feature among the kids I deal with on a fairly regular basis. Most of them seem to lead a dysfunctional life, with little or no boundaries, either with one, usually unemployable, parent or in local authority care. One girl I saw a while ago had been named Vanilla (I kid you not) by her alcoholic mother because she thought it 'sounded nice'. The poor kid will, unless she has the gumption to change it, be stuck with this ridiculous name for the rest of her life.
On the other hand, I can't remember when I last dealt with a child with a name from the second list, it must be at least a year or more.
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> roughly half of teachers make assumptions about children based upon their first names
rather, roughly half of teachers **admit to** making assumptions etc
How come Daniel makes both lists? (It's also my nephew's name.)
Suggestion as to how Daniel makes both lists:
Respondents were probably NOT asked to list the names themselves from memory, but were rather provided with a list of, say, 50 names for each gender, and asked to pick ten they'd assume clever and ten they'd assume naughty.
No individual put Daniel on both lists, but enough put him one or the other that he made the chart on both.
With a sufficiently short list of names to choose from such a result is near inevitable.
You have also forgotten the name 'Jordan', which should be avoided for both boys and girls if they are to avoid annoying the entire education system and ending up in prison in later life!
If I see the name Jordan on a class list, my heart sinks..
I actually love your book! In the middle of reading it now, and it has inspired me to start my own blog with my own experiences of working with children!
www.misspre-school.blog.co.uk
and if she's called Anne-Marie, she's being shagged by her uncle
I'm glad my grandson comes in your list of "good boys". However, I think that he is going to defy the statistical norm unless there's a sudden change in his behaviour within the next eighteen months!
It's so hard to believe people would make those kind of assumptions, particularly teachers!
In my daughter's class, one of the top and bottom set has 5 girls in it - all their names end in -ie or phonetic equivalents. (Only 2 out of 14 in the control group) Is that enough information for Top Set Bottom Set experts to determine which of the two they are?
I'm surprised 'Aisha' is on the naughty list, it goes against all the racial stereotyping regarding Asian girls being well behaved.
~Lise
We had a TA who used to claim she could set by firstname, and I was recently provoked by a berk called 'Liam' into seeing if there was any merit in it. I've posted the actual numbers on my blog (shameless plug) but I did the following:
a) extracted from sims all first names of boys, along with any notices of class expulsions, b) grouped by Gaelic name versus non-Gaelic, c) totted up the numbers. Guess what? if the child has a gaelic first name then he's 15% more likely to be a headache... what can I say?
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As someone who has called his kids Elizabeth and Alexander I've got to say how true it is
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