Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Northern Rock

Good news at last for Northern Rock savers- the Nigerian State Bank has today agreed to buy the beleaguered building society for the sum of £108 billion.

Peter Hillditch, the General Manager confirmed this morning that secret negotiations, which had taken place over the last couple of days had been successful:

"Due to the extremely short timescale in which this deal has been brokered, the terms and conditions are somewhat unconventional. Lagos Bank will transfer £32000 of the money into each of our customers' accounts once we have sent all their details including addresses, passwords and mother's maiden name. We feel that this is a truly wonderful result for all our members."

9 comments:

Manuel said...

Bwahahahaha

I have nothing further to add....

Anonymous said...

Absolutely priceless !
Thank you !

Elizabeth,
still ROTFLOL.

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Vic said...

You are such a wag!

Anonymous said...

Very funny. will probably turn out to be true next week.

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