You definitely won't want to miss out on this month's special Summer Edition of 'The Quarterwit'
All the usual inane gossip plus:
Wayne tells us how to remove your Tag in order to make the most of the warm weather and Liam shows us the best way to climb up a drainpipe in order to reach those tricky upstairs windows.
Tracey and Chevaunne from Year 9 review the latest pirated DVDs
Free! Pull-Out Guide to the Top Ten High St. shops to pilfer from and Darren explains what to tell the Police if you are caught.
Feature Article_ Life After St. Thickchilds. We interview Lee, now at Downtown University; where he is painting the new extension to the Physics Department. Plus an exclusive interview with ex-pupil Coyne from his cell in Downtown Prison.
Exclusive pictures of Sherryann from Year 9 with her new baby, Chavney.
Turn your neighbourhood into a Summer Battleground with our Article: 'How to Make an Air Rifle'!
Every edition comes with a free spraycan in one of three exciting colours. Copies on Sale from July 16th.