Well at least the kids have got the apostrophe on their banner in the right place, which puts them above 90% of the population. (including me, as certain readers have noted.) Maybe their English teacher wasn't on supply.
The parents claim that Mrs Poppleton doesn't listen to them or the kids. That gets her some credit in my view.
The kids claim that 72% of lessons are taken by Supply Teachers. (Mind you if they can do percentages maybe the Maths teacher is regular as well.)
Everybody claims that the argument is nothing to do with body piercings.
By the way, if you have any contact with this school can you drop me an email at the address on the right sidebar. Thanks