No danger of some foul mouthed wretch spoiling my hard earned vacation, for I am booking a Chav Free Holiday
For those of you who are not used to BBCSpeak, the phrase:
Activities Abroad made use of research suggesting certain names are often associated with particular demographic segments of the UK population translates as:
'Everyone knows that Shazney is an unemployable petty criminal who will cost the State a fortune over the course of her lifetime'
Candice is not very happy and neatly proves that most stereotypes are correct (otherwise they wouldn't become stereotypes) by proudly declaring her posession of a 'Diploma in Life Skills'. The Nobel Prize Comittee must be on red alert...
Director Alistair McLean could show your average Headmaster a thing or two. Did he immediately apologise, grovel and beg for forgiveness when complaints were made about his actions? Of course he didn't.
You will be relieved to know that Chalk Enterprises has always had a Chav Free policy. All companies that deal with us have to supply a list of their employees' first names for approval and as founder members of the Wayneforest Alliance we immediately consign any job applications from incorrectly named applicants straight to the bin. By 2011 we hope to be Chardon Neutral as well.
However, we are of course Geeko Friendly, so anybody turning up for interview who can discuss Occam's Razor, Maxwell's Equations or General Relativity is pretty much assured of a job.