tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post3831683618559533208..comments2023-11-22T05:51:28.934+00:00Comments on Frank Chalk: Chav Free HolidaysMr Chalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02300002644366743672noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-91306729067094841352010-12-02T10:17:33.198+00:002010-12-02T10:17:33.198+00:00I could not get over this site! How come its not u...I could not get over this site! How come its not updated anymore?Quick Home Sale UKhttp://www.quick-homesale-uk.co.uk/sell-property-fastnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-4976714208098151392010-10-01T06:35:20.263+00:002010-10-01T06:35:20.263+00:00Harsh... Speechless...Harsh... Speechless...Quick Home Sale UKhttp://quick-homesale-uk.co.uk/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-68527574895430981842009-03-16T02:19:00.000+00:002009-03-16T02:19:00.000+00:00"I own my own business, have a post graduate degre..."I own my own business, have a post graduate degree, an undergraduate degree, 4 A-Levels, an advanced diploma in Life Skills, a diploma in Performance Coaching, GCSEs, speak French and Italian and drive a Merc. Happy slap that". <BR/><BR/>Advanced diploma in life skills? I take it the irony of that statement is lost on her as she zips round the M25 in her Merc, while multi-tasking between makeup application and texting.<BR/><BR/>Anyone care to take a wager on her own business being a hairdresser?Bridgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18313701092861282382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-50025322899900900882009-02-16T12:21:00.000+00:002009-02-16T12:21:00.000+00:00I know what Occam's Razor is, I'm more or less OK ...I know what Occam's Razor is, I'm more or less OK with Maxwell's Equations (I have a particular soft spot for Gauss's law), and I am more au fait with special relativity than general relativity. <BR/><BR/>But I'm still not entirely sure what people mean by the word "chav". Isn't it just a way of attacking young people from poorer sections of society?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-24819326745986543572009-02-02T23:17:00.000+00:002009-02-02T23:17:00.000+00:00What do you call an Eskimo chav?Inuinnit.What do c...What do you call an Eskimo chav?<BR/>Inuinnit.<BR/><BR/>What do chavs use for protection during sex?<BR/>A bus shelter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-65773454282100689552009-02-02T20:22:00.000+00:002009-02-02T20:22:00.000+00:00Thoughts for the day:What do you call a CHAV in a ...Thoughts for the day:<BR/><BR/>What do you call a CHAV in a box?<BR/><BR/>Innit<BR/><BR/>.......<BR/><BR/>What do you call a CHAV in a filing cabinet?<BR/><BR/>Sorted?<BR/><BR/>Oh and didn't you know? It's no longer Argos, it has rather aptly been renamed by people who actually *have* a brain cell, CHAVgosJust Mehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08291100457130867881noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-74610446323072139542009-01-31T18:26:00.000+00:002009-01-31T18:26:00.000+00:00i would have thought the use of words like "negati...i would have thought the use of words like "negativity" was associated with chavnessAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-59525120800535707252009-01-30T18:30:00.000+00:002009-01-30T18:30:00.000+00:00I understand Chav to mean the Cheltenham Average.I understand Chav to mean the Cheltenham Average.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-83856800681074568982009-01-30T11:13:00.000+00:002009-01-30T11:13:00.000+00:00anonymous, NO self-respecting Chav scum would be s...anonymous, NO self-respecting Chav scum would be seen with fake jewellery.<BR/>Gotta be 9ct stuff, preferrably from Argos and has to be work in bulk, especially round neck and up ears. For ladies, hoop earrings (da biggr, da betta) and scraped-back hair are the thing.And, of course 9if over the age of 11) a chav-clad little dribbler wif no dad in sight.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-89977418029809078252009-01-29T16:38:00.000+00:002009-01-29T16:38:00.000+00:00Anonymous 02:16I had never heard of The Daily Mash...Anonymous 02:16<BR/>I had never heard of The Daily Mash. I have laughed so hard that the chest infection I am presently off work with feels likely to turn terminal.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-73877773550812406882009-01-29T13:44:00.000+00:002009-01-29T13:44:00.000+00:00I'll certainly be booking my next holiday with the...I'll certainly be booking my next holiday with them. Job done.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-25446855698880133212009-01-29T12:17:00.000+00:002009-01-29T12:17:00.000+00:00It's about time someone stood up for the middle cl...It's about time someone stood up for the middle classes. The term 'middle class' has become synonymous with negativity whenever it's used. We get blamed for everything.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-728265073699766212009-01-29T02:16:00.000+00:002009-01-29T02:16:00.000+00:00http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/firm-o...http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/firm-offers-'twat%11only'-activity-holidays-200901281539/Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-20347435909753374982009-01-29T02:09:00.000+00:002009-01-29T02:09:00.000+00:00"The e-mail triggered a wave of publicity and cont..."The e-mail triggered a wave of publicity and controversy after it was reported the email had offended some of the company's customers."<BR/><BR/>Brilliance, no publicity is bad publicity.<BR/>Good for themAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-62740008736033512632009-01-28T21:00:00.000+00:002009-01-28T21:00:00.000+00:00Au contraire. Chav is a state of mind. I can thi...Au contraire. Chav is a state of mind. I can think of several subjects whose socio-economic standing excludes them from your definition but whose self-centred, short-attention-spanned, substance-abusing, antisocial disregard for anyone's convenience but their own makes them immediately identifiable as chavscum.<BR/><BR/>Happy to post links to reports of qualifying subjects.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-69353080295744118102009-01-28T15:28:00.000+00:002009-01-28T15:28:00.000+00:00What a "Chavesty" can't hardly go anywhere now wit...What a "Chavesty" can't hardly go anywhere now without being surrounded by bloody chavs. You do all know that CHAVS stands for "Council House And Vermin Scum" and yes that is true. I think anyone wearing a track suit, reebok classics and fake gold chains, with a baseball cap should be shot on sight! They really are nothing but scum.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com