How can anyone resist a visit to the website of John Smeaton, pride of Glasgow Airport?
The arch enemy of Al quiada and Senior Ramp Assistant, Slugger Smeaton now has his own site; where well wishers have so far pledged him over 1000 pints of beer. (Approximately a fortnight's worth in Glaswegian terms).
The apprentice terror group known as 'The Sizzling Sons of Allah' have claimed responsibility for the attack.
ps. I've fixed the link now, sorry.
6 comments:
It's not just physics that needs proper teaching - chemistry too.
I guess they don't cover chemistry in any detail during medical school?
SCE Higher Physics can probably identify the velocity of an elbow hitting a face- though there's an interface with Higher Biology there.
Mind you he was probably educated in the days when the Lochgelly Tawse was a weapon in any Scottish Teacher's armoury
Mind you there's the story of the Glasgow teacher showing her class a set of balance scales and asking them what they were used for and being met with a four year old saying, "its what ma daddy weighs his white powder with"
looks like the site you linked to is dead
Best comment I've seen so far - 'I'm singeing in the rain, just singeing in the rain...'
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