How can anyone resist a visit to the website of John Smeaton, pride of Glasgow Airport?
The arch enemy of Al quiada and Senior Ramp Assistant, Slugger Smeaton now has his own site; where well wishers have so far pledged him over 1000 pints of beer. (Approximately a fortnight's worth in Glaswegian terms).
The apprentice terror group known as 'The Sizzling Sons of Allah' have claimed responsibility for the attack.
ps. I've fixed the link now, sorry.