When I read this article I was appalled. Shocked to my very core.
How can anyone be so stupid as to leave such a valuable document lying around in the street?
A representative from the school today confirmed that they had visited Mrs Scroggins to apologise for describing her as 'quite rough' in the report and that she had accepted their offer of a large bottle of tequila and 200 fags as a goodwill gesture.
They added that the comment will be changed in future editions to 'very rough'