A spokesman for the National Union of Ventriloquists announced today that performers will no longer refer to their work partners as ' dummies' in order to avoid any possibility of causing them offence.
From now on they will be known as 'People of Wood'
ps I'm still waiting for my petition to be reconsidered.
pps This new lot of spammers seem really bizarre. They tend to blitz me, then stop after a few days. I'll remove the ones I can find.
7 comments:
I don't believe it. You made it up.
This has gone too far. You really MUST be making this up. Either that or I am on some sort of insane drug overdose.
E finks we're fick. Let's get 'im. I'll get me mobile out.
Pinnichio knows...
A spokesman for the splinter group,'People Of Wood',or P.O.W. for short,wants to raise awareness concerning the level of discomfort experienced by his members in the execution of their duties;quote,'they do not like it up'em'.
Yeah, but they're not REAL people, are they? So they'd have to be Imitation Human Beings (made of wood), woodn't they?!
IHBMW?
Sid
I'm inclined to agree. I sincerely doubt the National Union of Ventriloquists except as a derogatory term for whatever all the headteachers call their Union.
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