As you may have noticed, I got spammed today. A hundred and odd comments on assorted posts from a company called Contact Law
Now either they are so short of work that they are paying someone to enter the comments manually or they have found a way around Blogger's comment verification system.
Either way, it's a Declaration of War in my book. They clearly want my readers to get in touch, so let's not disappoint them. Their email is here, their phone number is 0800 1777 167 and their postal address is:
Contact Law,The Warehouse Office Suites
12 Ravensbury Terrace
London SW18 4RL
Now I can't say for certain that they would like to hear all about your last holiday, or any problems you may have had recently with self-assembly furniture; or even whether they can tell you how long a 1.5 Kg turkey should be kept in the oven for. I suspect that they may not be too interested in the unusual knocking noises coming from your boiler, but who am I to make presumptions?
Nor can I tell you whether or not they wish you to put a stamp on any letters that you send to them.