Today Boris Johnson will announce the winning piece of artwork to go on the famous 'empty' fourth plinth in a corner of Trafalgar Square. (When it was built in the 1840s it was supposed to carry a statue of King William the Fourth on horseback but they ran out of money and could never agree what to do with it.)
I can't wait to see if they go for my suggestion of sticking Robert Mugabe up there in a cage. I've always fancied myself as a bit of an artist.
Whilst we're on the topic of adults who can't behave, the first line in this BBC article says:
'Ed Balls has promised to tackle parents who refuse to accept that teachers have a right to discipline their children'
If you read the rest of the article you will see that he isn't planning on doing anything at all.