Here's a couple of useful tips for those of you who are teachers:
1) Watch out for hypnotists on your way to school.
2)Don't go branding any of your pupils, as you might get into trouble.
Finally, here's a success story for a Norwich school (although not the one the report writer attended. Did the kids really 'pour' anything on the Guinness Book in paragraph four)
Sorry it's only a short post but I've got to go and sit behind the wheel of my tanker for a few hours stuffing myself with Yorkie Bars.