Whilst I try to entertain you as best I can; how can I possibly compete with the comic geniuses meeting under the guise of the Professional Association of Teachers.
This is the same organisation that suggested in exams the word 'fail' should be replaced with 'deferred success'.
In the past I may have had the odd worry about bringing the profession into disrepute, but groups like this make my efforts seem puny. Six weeks glorious holiday that most workers would give their right arm for and they spend it in a Union Meeting...
I always knew that the day would come when I could stand up proud and say in my best Churchillian voice:
"I may have my faults, but at least I have never accused a pupil of being clever"