As mass panic sets in across Britain, the traditional debates have begun in earnest:
Do Heads just close their schools for a laugh?
Are teachers just lazy shysters who should be flogged in the street because they can't be bothered to go to work?
Why can't prisoners in chain gangs be made to clear the roads of snow with their bare hands whilst wearing a vest and shorts?
(Ok that last one was just my own idea)
Anyway this is a short post as I have to nip out to buy an axe.