Saturday, February 07, 2009

Golliwogs, Golliwogs, Golliwogs

Breaking News- The National Union of Golliwogs (NUG) has just announced that it will ballot its members on whether to take immediate strike action. A Spokesdoll today accused Carol Thatcher of displaying 'shocking cultural insensitivity' in accusing one of them of looking like a Frenchman. It is a move that will worry tacky gift shops up and down the land and raises the prospect of a mass walk out from the shelves.

Both the Association of Welsh Maids (AWM) and the militant wing of the Kilted Scottish Bagpiper Dolls Group (KSBDG) are considering whether to offer their support.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahaha brilliant! Sheer class, good one Chalky
(Dicko)

Billy the Fish said...

What would all the white middle-class Lefty apparatchiks at the BBC make of these then, eh?

http://www.alford.biz/craftmartins/gollies/whitegollies222.gif

I bet their tiny little brains would just shut down completely with outraged confusion...

Quick Home Sale UK said...

Truely shocking...