One thing I love doing whilst on holiday is spotting souvenirs that have no connection whatsoever with the town they are in. This year's tally include the following:
A statue of a Red Indian on his horse, brandishing an axe. (Courmayeur, Italy)
A model of a lighthouse, with a proper flashing light (also in Courmayeur, at least 250 miles from the Sea)
A beautufully made, balsa wood giraffe. (Lake Maggiore, Italy.)
Do let me know if you think you can beat any of these.