Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Good advice

Whenever young teachers ask me for advice, I always give them the following two tips:

1) Don't sleep in Wheelie Bins.

2) Don't show the kids x-rated video of yourself.

6 comments:

Fran Hill said...

Incredible. I would add, 'Check your shirt after lunch to make sure you're not teaching double English with a massive blob of blackberry crumble stuck to your chest'. I have learned this lesson well.

Anonymous said...

Look at the comments on the US website - I'll bet all the dads hurried to consficate the DVD!!!

Lilyofthefield said...

It was all the Conservative administration's fault.........

greg said...

Has anybody got a link to the video?

just to check authenticity!!

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MadOldBat said...

To which I would add - be careful of internet sites that can be accessed by your students. One of my son's classmates in year 10 came across a picture of their teacher on an "alternative" dating site. Using the pseudonym "hot chihuahua" she was clad in a diamente collar and not much else.She braved out a year or more of 15 yo boys making woof-woof noises every time she passed by.

Anonymous said...

Must of been very hard to swallow, after it blown-up in her face xD