tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post2001676768741907063..comments2023-11-22T05:51:28.934+00:00Comments on Frank Chalk: More thingsMr Chalkhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02300002644366743672noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-7847642481781372302010-07-02T14:40:34.822+00:002010-07-02T14:40:34.822+00:00Cocaine-snorting, serial-shagger head teachers sha...Cocaine-snorting, serial-shagger head teachers shall not produce their willie at the staff end-of-year party and ask if anyone "wants a bit".<br /><br />True. Said head teacher went on to become a Labour advisor.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-43566640993868626772010-06-24T22:50:55.946+00:002010-06-24T22:50:55.946+00:00Let me know when you need a no nonsense physicist....Let me know when you need a no nonsense physicist.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-62864462900376004702010-06-23T09:23:30.508+00:002010-06-23T09:23:30.508+00:00SCHOOLS TO SEND THE THICKEST 25% HOME - via The Da...<a href="http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/schools-to-send-the-thickest-25%25-home-201006232842/" rel="nofollow">SCHOOLS TO SEND THE THICKEST 25% HOME</a> - via The Daily Mash<br /><br />Hopefully this will make you smile. <br /><br />and @Anonymous - I suspect that attacks by pupils will be dealt with on a ten point plan that involves kicking ten types of s*** out of the offending pupil in a place that's private and secluded.rayhttp://lostaddress.orgnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-91184464295999954442010-06-23T09:20:42.787+00:002010-06-23T09:20:42.787+00:00"Only statutory sick pay will be paid for abs..."Only statutory sick pay will be paid for absences"<br />What about if the absence is as the result of an attack by a pupil?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-38538827814528124512010-06-23T07:32:00.518+00:002010-06-23T07:32:00.518+00:00Coldwater - I prefer "Sir".Coldwater - I prefer "Sir".Boy on a bikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452119541546978454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-21851868351206591442010-06-22T18:57:20.122+00:002010-06-22T18:57:20.122+00:00Will Chalk High be free from three-letter-acronyms...Will Chalk High be free from three-letter-acronyms? I've got a bit of an issue with AfL and APP and all the other shiteybollocks that used to be called "marking", and think it only fair that we all know where we stand before I have to come and teach half a pretendy lesson that nonetheless crams the starter, micro-activities for each learning style plus accomanying mini-plenaries, and whole-class plenary to half a set of hand-picked kids who can be reasonably-well guaranteed not to throw compasses at me whilst I pretend I like them.Lilyofthefieldnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-72078764049033750532010-06-22T18:09:17.143+00:002010-06-22T18:09:17.143+00:00I trust that your teachers will work from syllabus...I trust that your teachers will work from syllabuses, not specifications, and only those that fit onto two sides of A4.Mr Naturalhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11945306780204241353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-14351764080769133992010-06-22T17:37:09.580+00:002010-06-22T17:37:09.580+00:00RE: Adding principals to the list
Surely, there w...RE: Adding principals to the list<br /><br />Surely, there would be no need to as they wouldn't be called 'principal'?<br /><br />Would they not be 'Headteacher' or preferably 'Headmaster'/'Headmistress'ColdWaternoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-63949461983818921992010-06-22T15:51:33.852+00:002010-06-22T15:51:33.852+00:00If you will be offering a Physics course that actu...If you will be offering a Physics course that actually involves some physics ( thus meaning that the books I used for A levels will not have to be consigned to the bin because they actually involve some maths, then I would like to download an application form!<br /><br />Are you planning on an international campus? I fear the transatlantic commute may prove too much for me<br /><br />ZAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-10820983340648726452010-06-22T13:27:13.729+00:002010-06-22T13:27:13.729+00:00Im sure we can find some teachers eager to work wi...Im sure we can find some teachers eager to work with you Frank......<br /><br />The chance to actually teach their subject (do their job) and not spend all day sorting out other teachers problems or misbehaving yoofs would be welcome!RapidBluenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-54569120682259065812010-06-22T12:57:55.375+00:002010-06-22T12:57:55.375+00:00"Teachers will not dress like Earth Mothers&q..."Teachers will not dress like Earth Mothers"<br /><br />Can you add Principals to that list as well?Boy on a bikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14452119541546978454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-28919367.post-52324122902048250052010-06-22T12:21:00.861+00:002010-06-22T12:21:00.861+00:00I definitely want you in charge of my girls' e...I definitely want you in charge of my girls' education.<br /><br />In return for enrolling them, I will provide two students who will;<br />Turn up on time, every day, in uniform<br />Do homework when it's supposed to be done<br />Apply themselves diligently to any set work<br />Not bother complaining to Mum & Dad about the teachers because they know it won't do them any good<br />Treat teachers/students/school property with respectFeenoreply@blogger.com